TPM submission online

I think this will be the closest I will ever get to being published.
I sent an email to the Attorney General's Department a while back, and all the submissions sent are available for viewing.
Click Here
A few things you might notice:
1. For some strange reason, I decided to include my mobile number in the submission, which is now online for all the world to see. Stupid. (maybe I'll get a call from someone asking me how I did the Coke and Mentos video)
2. My grammar is poor, despite the fact that I have a bad habit of correcting other people's grammar.
3. There is another site which hosts the "submissions in reply" to submissions like mine. Unfortunately, the link merely takes you back to the first link above. Once they fix it, it'll be interesting to see what other people have said about my submission (assuming that someone bothered of course)

It's often said that we all have one book inside us. For me, however, it's only 2 pages long, and its an email.