I just discovered, I left Glenoes' "blogholesun" off my links. Whoops. I've just added him on. He's now at the top to compensate.
What's new?
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Jesus: Sin Cleaner
I was at Bible Study (aka Growth Group) on Monday night, and we did a study on Mark 1 and 2, and we attempted to come up with a symbolic/pictorial depiction of one of the stories about Jesus (i.e. narrative) and what it tells us about Jesus. Kate choose the one with the paralytic guy who got lowered through the roof. Here's the picture she drew. It is hauntingly accurate of the real thing if you ask me.
Ignore this one
I just wanted to change my photo from the fake Tim Yap to the real Tim Yap. And seeing as I have no idea how to get a real picture of me as the profile picture, I figure I could just upload one into a post, and cross reference it.
By the way, this is a photo of me on Dave and Kristen's wedding.
Bundanoon Bust Up
It's finally here! My first posting to You Tube. Diet Coke and Mentos rocket, as verified by myself, and Eddoes. Thanks to Teds for the great camera work.
Click Here
Enjoy
Click Here
Enjoy
Sunday, September 17, 2006
You Tube coming soon...
Hi there,
I have just recently filmed something that I think you might find amusing. Once I edit it properly, I'll upload it to YouTube, and post the link here.
See you soon,
Tim
I have just recently filmed something that I think you might find amusing. Once I edit it properly, I'll upload it to YouTube, and post the link here.
See you soon,
Tim
Friday, September 15, 2006
Submission... submitted!
That's right folks, I've just sent off a nice juicy email to the Federal Attorney General's Department seeking an exception to be created in the Copyright Regulations.
The exception sought is to allow folks making legitimate back-up copies of computer programs under section 47C of the Copyright Act 1968 to be protected from civil or criminal liability (by 'excepting' from being infringers), when they have to use a circumvention device to circumvent a technological protection measure (TPM).
That is, if I want to make a back-up copy (say, an ISO file) of Battlefield 2, I have to defeat EA's copy protection mechanism (the TPM) by using a special duplication/imaging program, for example Alcohol 120% or CloneCD. The programs are likely to be considered a circumvention device.
Therefore, in my opinion (it's always a matter of opinion until it goes to court) as the law now currently stands and as the law is proposed, the act of backing-up Battlefield 2 (although permitted under section 47C), is an infringement of copyright under Division 2A of the same Act.
So I'm merely asking the Attorney General to ensure that the protections afforded under section 47C are maintained, and shielded (i.e. 'excepted') from the liability provisions of Division 2A.
It's not written by a legal genius, it's simply written by a computer nerd. Eventually, they say all submissions will be published online. If they do that, I'll post the link on this blog.
The exception sought is to allow folks making legitimate back-up copies of computer programs under section 47C of the Copyright Act 1968 to be protected from civil or criminal liability (by 'excepting' from being infringers), when they have to use a circumvention device to circumvent a technological protection measure (TPM).
That is, if I want to make a back-up copy (say, an ISO file) of Battlefield 2, I have to defeat EA's copy protection mechanism (the TPM) by using a special duplication/imaging program, for example Alcohol 120% or CloneCD. The programs are likely to be considered a circumvention device.
Therefore, in my opinion (it's always a matter of opinion until it goes to court) as the law now currently stands and as the law is proposed, the act of backing-up Battlefield 2 (although permitted under section 47C), is an infringement of copyright under Division 2A of the same Act.
So I'm merely asking the Attorney General to ensure that the protections afforded under section 47C are maintained, and shielded (i.e. 'excepted') from the liability provisions of Division 2A.
It's not written by a legal genius, it's simply written by a computer nerd. Eventually, they say all submissions will be published online. If they do that, I'll post the link on this blog.
Thursday, September 14, 2006
The Iron Chef
I recently attended a 21st birthday party on the weekend. Besides being a terrific party with excellent food, speeches, punch, and music (and the company), the theme was to come dressed as a character from a movie or TV show.
I came dressed as a character from the SBS show, The Iron Chef. I was a "challenger" as they wear 'normal' uniforms while the Iron Chefs wear uniforms resembling silky pyjamss. Anyway - I carried a speaker around my neck, which was playing the theme song to the show.
It was observed that the song sounded rather military-esque, with the snare drum rapidly rolling, and grand orchestral notes of strings and horns. Upon further investigation, it seems that the Iron Chef theme is actually from the soundtrack to the 1991 motion picture BACKDRAFT. In fact, most of the music played during the Iron Chef episodes are Hans Zimmer creations from the soundtrack. The particular theme song I was playing is called "Fighting 17th".
I suppose the dilemma now is whether watching the Iron Chef now makes me think of fire hazards and accelerants, or whether watching Backdraft (which I haven't seen in a LONG time) makes me think of the Chairman abruptly biting into a capsicum, and celebrity judges giving their thoughts with an American accent.
By the way, Hans Zimmer makes some great film scores. Most of the Jerry Bruckheimer / Don Simpson movies I've seen had scores done by Hans.
I came dressed as a character from the SBS show, The Iron Chef. I was a "challenger" as they wear 'normal' uniforms while the Iron Chefs wear uniforms resembling silky pyjamss. Anyway - I carried a speaker around my neck, which was playing the theme song to the show.
It was observed that the song sounded rather military-esque, with the snare drum rapidly rolling, and grand orchestral notes of strings and horns. Upon further investigation, it seems that the Iron Chef theme is actually from the soundtrack to the 1991 motion picture BACKDRAFT. In fact, most of the music played during the Iron Chef episodes are Hans Zimmer creations from the soundtrack. The particular theme song I was playing is called "Fighting 17th".
I suppose the dilemma now is whether watching the Iron Chef now makes me think of fire hazards and accelerants, or whether watching Backdraft (which I haven't seen in a LONG time) makes me think of the Chairman abruptly biting into a capsicum, and celebrity judges giving their thoughts with an American accent.
By the way, Hans Zimmer makes some great film scores. Most of the Jerry Bruckheimer / Don Simpson movies I've seen had scores done by Hans.
Audioslave... again
I think its apparent that Audioslave is now my new favourite band. Anyway, if anyone is considering buying Audioslave's new album "Revelations", you can get it from:
Dirt Cheap CDs = $15 (album only) (damn!, I just bought it from JB)
JB HiFi = $18.99 (album only)
JB HiFi = $24.99 (album + Bonus DVD)
I also just bought the Live in Cuba DVD for $10 from Dirt Cheap CDs. You can check out their website. Or, if you want, I can stop by the Pitt St store and get it for you and you can pay me back.
Dirt Cheap CDs = $15 (album only) (damn!, I just bought it from JB)
JB HiFi = $18.99 (album only)
JB HiFi = $24.99 (album + Bonus DVD)
I also just bought the Live in Cuba DVD for $10 from Dirt Cheap CDs. You can check out their website. Or, if you want, I can stop by the Pitt St store and get it for you and you can pay me back.
Monday, September 11, 2006
Temple of the Dog - An Impulse Buy
Okay, so I bought the Pearl Jam Live at the Garden DVD for $10 at JB HiFi (hereafter known as 'JB', not to be confused with John the Baptist). I enjoyed the old Pearl Jam classics, and some of their newer stuff. Then I came across a song that I don't remember being on any albums. Eddie Vedder did a duet with a woman (whose name eludes me) and the song sounded familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on it.
So I decided to try to find out the name of the song by Googling some of the lyrics that I could make it. I can't remember what I searched, but I ended up at this site: www.reachdown.com which is a site decided to what is known as Temple of the Dog. This I thought was rather odd. I clicked on some links to finally get me to the lyrics page, so I could see the words to what I discovered was the song "Hunger Strike". Then I noticed who wrote it. It said: "Music/Lyrics: Cornell".
I thought to myself: Is this the Cornell of Chris Cornell? The former lead singer of Soundgarden now leader singer of the relatively recent Audioslave? Mind you, I didn't know much about Soundgarden or Audioslave, although I was thoroughly familiar with Rage Against The Machine.
Anyway, I read on to see that Temple of the Dog was a one-off tribute to a singer called Andy Wood. It was a collaboration between Chris Cornell (Andy's flatmate), Stone Gossard (Guitarist in Andy's band: Mother Love Bone), Jeff Ament (Bass Player in Mother Love Bone), Matt Cameron (Drummer from Cornell's Soundgarden) and Mike Cready (Lead Guitarist, high school friend of Stone Gossard) and a cameo in some songs by Eddie Vedder (some random guy that Stone and Jeff heard on a demo tape).
As you will note, all collaborators but Chris Cornell make up the band Pearl Jam.
As soon as I found out that fact - I bought the CD right away without listening to any of it. One of the best albums EVER.
By the way, the album came out in 1991, the same year as Soundgarden's Badmotorfinger and Pearl Jam's Ten.
You should listen to it sometime. And another thing, does it strike you as odd that Soundgarden is related to Pearl Jam through Temple of the Dog and that Soundgarden is related to Rage Against the Machine through Audioslave? Is there anything else about Chris Cornell that I should know besides being one of the best vocalists ever?
So I decided to try to find out the name of the song by Googling some of the lyrics that I could make it. I can't remember what I searched, but I ended up at this site: www.reachdown.com which is a site decided to what is known as Temple of the Dog. This I thought was rather odd. I clicked on some links to finally get me to the lyrics page, so I could see the words to what I discovered was the song "Hunger Strike". Then I noticed who wrote it. It said: "Music/Lyrics: Cornell".
I thought to myself: Is this the Cornell of Chris Cornell? The former lead singer of Soundgarden now leader singer of the relatively recent Audioslave? Mind you, I didn't know much about Soundgarden or Audioslave, although I was thoroughly familiar with Rage Against The Machine.
Anyway, I read on to see that Temple of the Dog was a one-off tribute to a singer called Andy Wood. It was a collaboration between Chris Cornell (Andy's flatmate), Stone Gossard (Guitarist in Andy's band: Mother Love Bone), Jeff Ament (Bass Player in Mother Love Bone), Matt Cameron (Drummer from Cornell's Soundgarden) and Mike Cready (Lead Guitarist, high school friend of Stone Gossard) and a cameo in some songs by Eddie Vedder (some random guy that Stone and Jeff heard on a demo tape).
As you will note, all collaborators but Chris Cornell make up the band Pearl Jam.
As soon as I found out that fact - I bought the CD right away without listening to any of it. One of the best albums EVER.
By the way, the album came out in 1991, the same year as Soundgarden's Badmotorfinger and Pearl Jam's Ten.
You should listen to it sometime. And another thing, does it strike you as odd that Soundgarden is related to Pearl Jam through Temple of the Dog and that Soundgarden is related to Rage Against the Machine through Audioslave? Is there anything else about Chris Cornell that I should know besides being one of the best vocalists ever?
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Unhealthy obsession with Copyright Law
It has come to my attention that the Exposure Draft of the Copyright Amendment (Technological Protection Measures) Bill 2006 has been released by the Attorney General's Department (excuse the passive voice). This is to give effect to obligations arising under the Australia-US Free Trade Agreement.
One of the key changes is that it will make the ACT OF CIRCUMVENTION ITSELF an offence under the Act, as currently - only the sale and marketing of such circumvention devices is an infringement under the Act.
Assume for a second that a "mod-chip" for an Xbox is a circumvention device (more on that later). As the law currently stands, the person who sells and makes them is breaking the law (i.e. infringing copyright), while the customer who uses the modchip and the modded xbox is not infringing. The amendment will make the customer liable.
I say ASSUME because the Sony v Stevens case (where a dude selling and installing modchips in the PS2 was sued by Sony, because the modchip overrode region coding and allowed pirated games to run on the PS2) confirms that the "Sony System" of preventing the running of pirated games (which, is practically identical in its functionality to the Xbox system) is NOT a technological protection measure (i.e. TPM), and therefore, the modchip was NOT a circumvention device.
The reasoning being, a circumvention device overrides a TPM. That means a TPM needs to be present before suing someone for supplying circumvention devices.
This is great news for uber nerds in Australia wanting to tinker with their PS2s and Xboxs. Unfortunately, this is bad news for intellectual property lawyers, as some of them are of the opinion (and I share this opinion) that the TPM provisions of the Copyright Act were too narrowly construed by the High Court judges.
Of particular note, the judges, in attempting to discover the purpose or intent of the provision, did not look to the extrinsic material of international treaties and its obligations. It seems that the judges took a rather literal and linguistic approach to the provision.
The Exposure Draft also changes the definition of a TPM. One wonders, if the case were to be litigated in 2007, whether the High Court would have come to the same conclusion in light of an amended definition of a TPM.
I'm not just interested in this because I am an uber nerd who's dying to tinker with my Xbox.
The issue of TPMs and circumvention devices also affects users of computer program who wish to make a back-up copy of a program they have bought (i.e. they are the licensee). Section 47C allows a licensee to make a copy of a computer program for back-up purposes. The purpose can be to allow the user to store the original media (i.e. CD or DVD ROM) and use the back up instead or vice-versa.
You may be familiar with the concept of "imaging" a disc. If not, I'll briefly explain it. If you buy a computer game, it comes on a disc, or CD. Quite often, after installing the game on your hard drive, the game will require you to have the CD in the CD drive in order to allow you to play the game.
The game itself remains on the hard drive, but the requirement for the CD is merely a means to authenticate you as a genuine licensee by detecting whether you are in possession of the original disc. Now, if one was paranoid about losing the disc, you should be, because once you lose that disc, the game on your hard drive becomes unplayable. Therefore, one might, and can under section 47C, make a back-up copy.
You may decide to make a back-up copy in the form of another disc. The other option is to create a file on your computer which looks like a disc. The file is usually an ISO file, and the process of reading the original disc and turning it into an ISO file is called "imaging".
Either way, both methods require your computer and CD drive to read the contents of the original disc. Computer game companies, in an attempt to prevent unauthorised copying, have incorporated a number of "unreadable" or "bad" sectors at the beginning of the disc. This means that when trying to copy the game, the bad sectors "throw off" the computer and the CD drive, thereby preventing copying. The games are often referred to as "copy protected games".
In my opinion, these "bas sectors" fall within the CURRENT meaning of a TPM under the Act. However, since licensees in Australia (i.e. customers who have bought the game legitimately) are allowed to make a back-up copy under section 47C, can they employ a method which CIRCUMVENTS this TPM in order to make that copy?
Examples of such "circumvention devices" are programs like Alcohol 120%, CloneCD, and GameJack. These programs are SPECIFICALLY designed to enable copying of copy protected games by forcing the computer to ignore those bad sectors (or read them in a certain way) and therefore not get thrown off by it.
The law is currently not clear as to whether we are currently allowed to use imaging software which incorporates a circumvention device.
However, the Attorney General's Department is currently reviewing the "exceptions" to the TPM provisions. One of them is to specifically allow the use of circumvention devices to enable the making of a back-up copy of a computer program (e.g. games).
They are currently taking submissions and will close on 22 September 2006. Since I am an uber nerd with an unhealthy obsession with copyright law, I will prepare a submission to the Attorney General's Department. Quite exciting really, as this will be my first contribution to the legislative process! And to think that the first contribution to law-making would be in the tax field, HA!
One of the key changes is that it will make the ACT OF CIRCUMVENTION ITSELF an offence under the Act, as currently - only the sale and marketing of such circumvention devices is an infringement under the Act.
Assume for a second that a "mod-chip" for an Xbox is a circumvention device (more on that later). As the law currently stands, the person who sells and makes them is breaking the law (i.e. infringing copyright), while the customer who uses the modchip and the modded xbox is not infringing. The amendment will make the customer liable.
I say ASSUME because the Sony v Stevens case (where a dude selling and installing modchips in the PS2 was sued by Sony, because the modchip overrode region coding and allowed pirated games to run on the PS2) confirms that the "Sony System" of preventing the running of pirated games (which, is practically identical in its functionality to the Xbox system) is NOT a technological protection measure (i.e. TPM), and therefore, the modchip was NOT a circumvention device.
The reasoning being, a circumvention device overrides a TPM. That means a TPM needs to be present before suing someone for supplying circumvention devices.
This is great news for uber nerds in Australia wanting to tinker with their PS2s and Xboxs. Unfortunately, this is bad news for intellectual property lawyers, as some of them are of the opinion (and I share this opinion) that the TPM provisions of the Copyright Act were too narrowly construed by the High Court judges.
Of particular note, the judges, in attempting to discover the purpose or intent of the provision, did not look to the extrinsic material of international treaties and its obligations. It seems that the judges took a rather literal and linguistic approach to the provision.
The Exposure Draft also changes the definition of a TPM. One wonders, if the case were to be litigated in 2007, whether the High Court would have come to the same conclusion in light of an amended definition of a TPM.
I'm not just interested in this because I am an uber nerd who's dying to tinker with my Xbox.
The issue of TPMs and circumvention devices also affects users of computer program who wish to make a back-up copy of a program they have bought (i.e. they are the licensee). Section 47C allows a licensee to make a copy of a computer program for back-up purposes. The purpose can be to allow the user to store the original media (i.e. CD or DVD ROM) and use the back up instead or vice-versa.
You may be familiar with the concept of "imaging" a disc. If not, I'll briefly explain it. If you buy a computer game, it comes on a disc, or CD. Quite often, after installing the game on your hard drive, the game will require you to have the CD in the CD drive in order to allow you to play the game.
The game itself remains on the hard drive, but the requirement for the CD is merely a means to authenticate you as a genuine licensee by detecting whether you are in possession of the original disc. Now, if one was paranoid about losing the disc, you should be, because once you lose that disc, the game on your hard drive becomes unplayable. Therefore, one might, and can under section 47C, make a back-up copy.
You may decide to make a back-up copy in the form of another disc. The other option is to create a file on your computer which looks like a disc. The file is usually an ISO file, and the process of reading the original disc and turning it into an ISO file is called "imaging".
Either way, both methods require your computer and CD drive to read the contents of the original disc. Computer game companies, in an attempt to prevent unauthorised copying, have incorporated a number of "unreadable" or "bad" sectors at the beginning of the disc. This means that when trying to copy the game, the bad sectors "throw off" the computer and the CD drive, thereby preventing copying. The games are often referred to as "copy protected games".
In my opinion, these "bas sectors" fall within the CURRENT meaning of a TPM under the Act. However, since licensees in Australia (i.e. customers who have bought the game legitimately) are allowed to make a back-up copy under section 47C, can they employ a method which CIRCUMVENTS this TPM in order to make that copy?
Examples of such "circumvention devices" are programs like Alcohol 120%, CloneCD, and GameJack. These programs are SPECIFICALLY designed to enable copying of copy protected games by forcing the computer to ignore those bad sectors (or read them in a certain way) and therefore not get thrown off by it.
The law is currently not clear as to whether we are currently allowed to use imaging software which incorporates a circumvention device.
However, the Attorney General's Department is currently reviewing the "exceptions" to the TPM provisions. One of them is to specifically allow the use of circumvention devices to enable the making of a back-up copy of a computer program (e.g. games).
They are currently taking submissions and will close on 22 September 2006. Since I am an uber nerd with an unhealthy obsession with copyright law, I will prepare a submission to the Attorney General's Department. Quite exciting really, as this will be my first contribution to the legislative process! And to think that the first contribution to law-making would be in the tax field, HA!
Sunday, September 03, 2006
Fearless
I just got back from the movies, after church. We watched Fearless. I gotta say, I wasn't that impressed. I mean, there was plenty of martial arts butt-kicking, more so, the movie opens up in a tournament scene with lots of fast fighting.
I gotta say though, most of the movie is actually a flash-back, and its not that the flashbacks are that lame, there's plenty of martial arts too. However, I didn't really like that bit where *warning: spoiler ahead* it was set in the countryside.
I hear that this is Jet-Li's last "Chinese Epic" movie. And I really wasn't expecting extended coverage of Jet Li's interaction with, Moon, a vision impaired girl, living in a Chinese version of Hobbiton.
Really wasn't worth the $15 to be honest. I much prefer Kiss of the Dragon, as James rightly pointed out, being Jet Li's better/best movie.
What do you think of "Fearless"?
I gotta say though, most of the movie is actually a flash-back, and its not that the flashbacks are that lame, there's plenty of martial arts too. However, I didn't really like that bit where *warning: spoiler ahead* it was set in the countryside.
I hear that this is Jet-Li's last "Chinese Epic" movie. And I really wasn't expecting extended coverage of Jet Li's interaction with, Moon, a vision impaired girl, living in a Chinese version of Hobbiton.
Really wasn't worth the $15 to be honest. I much prefer Kiss of the Dragon, as James rightly pointed out, being Jet Li's better/best movie.
What do you think of "Fearless"?
Monday, August 07, 2006
Wedding Bells
Okay - so I'm late in publishing news. I never said that this site was going to be the place where news was going to be broken. Anyways - Erns and Hezza are engaged!!
Since I am speechless, I will try to express my elation, joy, surprise and excitement by hijacking the quotations of other people: (okay, some are just random quotes)
"Holy Crap!" - Frank Barone - Everybody Loves Raymond
"Woohoo!" - Homer Simpson - The Simpsons
"Excellent..." - Monty Burns - The Simpsons
"What the?" - Rove McManus - Rove Live
"Married men don't live longer, it just seems longer." - Tony Denozo - NCIS
"No soup for you! Come back, one year!" - The Soup Nazi - Seinfeld
"Oxygen! I need some oxygen! This is major!" - George Costanza - Seinfeld
"That's gold baby!" - Jerry Seinfeld - Seinfeld
"You beauteeee!" - Chris Handy (aka "Buddha") Channel 7 Rugby Commentator
You know, I thought I had more quotes in me. How disappointing...
Since I am speechless, I will try to express my elation, joy, surprise and excitement by hijacking the quotations of other people: (okay, some are just random quotes)
"Holy Crap!" - Frank Barone - Everybody Loves Raymond
"Woohoo!" - Homer Simpson - The Simpsons
"Excellent..." - Monty Burns - The Simpsons
"What the?" - Rove McManus - Rove Live
"Married men don't live longer, it just seems longer." - Tony Denozo - NCIS
"No soup for you! Come back, one year!" - The Soup Nazi - Seinfeld
"Oxygen! I need some oxygen! This is major!" - George Costanza - Seinfeld
"That's gold baby!" - Jerry Seinfeld - Seinfeld
"You beauteeee!" - Chris Handy (aka "Buddha") Channel 7 Rugby Commentator
You know, I thought I had more quotes in me. How disappointing...
Saturday, July 29, 2006
Telemarketing Calls
Okay, I know this is an old topic, but recently I have been getting a lot of telemarkting calls during dinner time. I know these people are only doing their job, and there's no need to be rude to them - it's just that when I say "I'm not interested", they just keep talking to me.
I find this very frustrating. I am quite happy to be polite and say "I'm not interested" even if I say it 4 or 5 times. It just that the persistence of the caller makes me a little upset.
I have found a way to make these calls, not a reason to get frustrated or upset, but perhaps to have a little fun, and at not too much expense for the caller:
Me: "Hello"
Caller: "Hello Mr Yap, you have been selected to receive a new mobile phone"
Me: "I think you have the wrong number"
Caller: "Is this [my phone number]?"
Me: "Yes it is"
Caller: "Then I have the right number - in order to receive your free phone, I just need to ask you a few questions - do you own a mobile phone?"
Me: "Hang on, I don't understand. Why are you calling me? I don't remember entering any competition. Are you sure you have the right person?"
Caller: "Yes, I am sure you are the right person. Do you own a mobile phone?"
Me: "I don't understand - but why are you calling ME?"
Caller: "I'm not just calling you, you have been selected among a group of residents from your county... uh suburb."
Me: "My suburb? - Yes, but why are you calling me?"
Caller: "I'm not just calling you, a few other people from your suburb have also been selected."
Me: "Oh, I see. But how did I get selected?"
Caller: "You have been chosen at random. According to a survey, people in your suburb spend on average, between $40 to $50 in mobile phone calls. Do you own a mobile phone?"
Me: "Hang on, why are you calling me again? I don't understand, why are you calling me?"
Caller: "Do you own a mobile phone?"
Me: "I don't know why you're calling me, I don't feel comfortable answering that question. Can we please end this conversation."
Caller: "Thank you" [hangs up]
As you can see, this call went for about 2 minutes, a lot longer than the usual "GO AWAY" type conversation. But the difference is, I came away from that conversation feeling, well, a little amused, rather than frustrated. And I didn't even have to get nasty with the caller.
So, if you find yourself getting regularly frustrated with cold callers at inopportune time, perhaps its time you had a little fun. You may want to try something like this:
Me: "Hello?"
Caller: "Hello, this is Bob from So-And-So Communications - "
Me: "Please enter your password, followed by the hash key."
Caller; "Hello?"
Me: "Please enter your password, followed by the hash key."
Or something like this:
Me: "Hello?"
Caller: "Hello {blah blah} do you own a mobile phone?
Me: "Blue"
Caller: "Sorry, I didn't hear you, do you own a mobile phone?"
Me: "About 4pm, give or take half an hour."
Caller: "Sir, I'm not quite sure I understand you, do you own a mobile phone?"
Me: "Woollen jumpers are my preference, they keep you warm even if they get wet. Did you know professional kayakers wear wool?"
etc etc.
Any way - have fun with it. Remember, be polite.
I find this very frustrating. I am quite happy to be polite and say "I'm not interested" even if I say it 4 or 5 times. It just that the persistence of the caller makes me a little upset.
I have found a way to make these calls, not a reason to get frustrated or upset, but perhaps to have a little fun, and at not too much expense for the caller:
Me: "Hello"
Caller: "Hello Mr Yap, you have been selected to receive a new mobile phone"
Me: "I think you have the wrong number"
Caller: "Is this [my phone number]?"
Me: "Yes it is"
Caller: "Then I have the right number - in order to receive your free phone, I just need to ask you a few questions - do you own a mobile phone?"
Me: "Hang on, I don't understand. Why are you calling me? I don't remember entering any competition. Are you sure you have the right person?"
Caller: "Yes, I am sure you are the right person. Do you own a mobile phone?"
Me: "I don't understand - but why are you calling ME?"
Caller: "I'm not just calling you, you have been selected among a group of residents from your county... uh suburb."
Me: "My suburb? - Yes, but why are you calling me?"
Caller: "I'm not just calling you, a few other people from your suburb have also been selected."
Me: "Oh, I see. But how did I get selected?"
Caller: "You have been chosen at random. According to a survey, people in your suburb spend on average, between $40 to $50 in mobile phone calls. Do you own a mobile phone?"
Me: "Hang on, why are you calling me again? I don't understand, why are you calling me?"
Caller: "Do you own a mobile phone?"
Me: "I don't know why you're calling me, I don't feel comfortable answering that question. Can we please end this conversation."
Caller: "Thank you" [hangs up]
As you can see, this call went for about 2 minutes, a lot longer than the usual "GO AWAY" type conversation. But the difference is, I came away from that conversation feeling, well, a little amused, rather than frustrated. And I didn't even have to get nasty with the caller.
So, if you find yourself getting regularly frustrated with cold callers at inopportune time, perhaps its time you had a little fun. You may want to try something like this:
Me: "Hello?"
Caller: "Hello, this is Bob from So-And-So Communications - "
Me: "Please enter your password, followed by the hash key."
Caller; "Hello?"
Me: "Please enter your password, followed by the hash key."
Or something like this:
Me: "Hello?"
Caller: "Hello {blah blah} do you own a mobile phone?
Me: "Blue"
Caller: "Sorry, I didn't hear you, do you own a mobile phone?"
Me: "About 4pm, give or take half an hour."
Caller: "Sir, I'm not quite sure I understand you, do you own a mobile phone?"
Me: "Woollen jumpers are my preference, they keep you warm even if they get wet. Did you know professional kayakers wear wool?"
etc etc.
Any way - have fun with it. Remember, be polite.
Friday, July 07, 2006
Communications Infrastructure - what the?
Can anyone please tell me why Australia, the country renowned for its innovation and creativity, has such a poor telecommunications system?
I've been scratching my head lately as to why Telstra hasn't been privatised already. Or at the very least, why the darn thing hasn't been split in half.
I know some of you would say that since its a government enterprise, built with taxpayer's money - it should remain in taxpayer's hands. I'm not so sure about that. I know Chob will want to qualify me severely on this one, but the practice of privatising government owned businesses (otherwise known as Public Trading Enterprises "PTEs") stems from at least two things:
1. An underlying ideological belief (whether founded or not) that the private sector is more efficient at running certain enterprises.
and
2. The government needs money, lots of it, and really soon.
How do we all feel about the privatisation of the Commonwealth Bank (1991 through to 1998 - raising a total of $8.1 billion), or QANTAS (1993 and 1996 - raising a total of $2 billion), or Australian Airlines (whoops - 1992 - $400 million). Are you still burning with anger?
As for staying in the public's hands - the government isn't giving it away - its getting money for it. I suppose what the government does with the proceeds is a related yet separate issue.
Now to Telstra. It owns pretty much all of the copper wire and telephone exchanges that carries all of our usual phone calls on the Publicly Switched Telephony Network (PSTN) otherwise known as the good old Plain Old Telephone System (POTS). Only recently has Optus laid some of its own cable and infrastucture.
So - how do you get phone services from other carriers like AAPT or Primus Telecom? These companies rent the phone lines from Telstra via wholesale, and rent the lines back to you via retail. So Telstra is a wholesaler. However, you can all get Telstra phone services to your place. This also makes Telstra a retailer.
No big deal right? No until Telstra the Wholesaler and Telstra the Retailer do something like this:
OPTUS: Hello Mr Telstra Wholesaler - I would like to rent some wholesale phone line from you.
TELSTRA THE WHOLESALER: Certainly, that will be $30.36 per month.
OPTUS: Umm, but your good buddy, Telstra Retailer is offering phone line rental to the general public for $26.95. I can't even sell to the public at that price.
TELSTRA THE WHOLESALER: That's why he's MY buddy. Now bugger off or pay.
OPTUS: Or go to the ACCC.
And it did happen in December 2005.
And even if Optus wins the court case, the fact remains that Telstra is one company that does two things.
Although the plan to operationally separate Telstra has been approved by the government, its still one company - which will always carry the risk of "internal collusion". In my opinion, the best way to ensure that Telstra the Wholesaler treats Telstra the Retailer just like every retailer is to fully privatise Telstra the Retailer. As for Telstra the Wholesaler - I'm not sure what we should do about that one. Perhaps we could keep in in the government's hands for now. However, the government doesn't exactly have a good track record with encouraging or producing an environment conducive to rolliing out fibre optic cable or whatever else is better than the good ol' twisted pair copper lines we all know and love.
So I say, split Telstra, flog off the retail part, and keep the wholesale part for now. Maybe then we'll see some decent pricing on phone line rental, which is the major sticking point for consumers trying to get a good deal on ADSL.
I've been scratching my head lately as to why Telstra hasn't been privatised already. Or at the very least, why the darn thing hasn't been split in half.
I know some of you would say that since its a government enterprise, built with taxpayer's money - it should remain in taxpayer's hands. I'm not so sure about that. I know Chob will want to qualify me severely on this one, but the practice of privatising government owned businesses (otherwise known as Public Trading Enterprises "PTEs") stems from at least two things:
1. An underlying ideological belief (whether founded or not) that the private sector is more efficient at running certain enterprises.
and
2. The government needs money, lots of it, and really soon.
How do we all feel about the privatisation of the Commonwealth Bank (1991 through to 1998 - raising a total of $8.1 billion), or QANTAS (1993 and 1996 - raising a total of $2 billion), or Australian Airlines (whoops - 1992 - $400 million). Are you still burning with anger?
As for staying in the public's hands - the government isn't giving it away - its getting money for it. I suppose what the government does with the proceeds is a related yet separate issue.
Now to Telstra. It owns pretty much all of the copper wire and telephone exchanges that carries all of our usual phone calls on the Publicly Switched Telephony Network (PSTN) otherwise known as the good old Plain Old Telephone System (POTS). Only recently has Optus laid some of its own cable and infrastucture.
So - how do you get phone services from other carriers like AAPT or Primus Telecom? These companies rent the phone lines from Telstra via wholesale, and rent the lines back to you via retail. So Telstra is a wholesaler. However, you can all get Telstra phone services to your place. This also makes Telstra a retailer.
No big deal right? No until Telstra the Wholesaler and Telstra the Retailer do something like this:
OPTUS: Hello Mr Telstra Wholesaler - I would like to rent some wholesale phone line from you.
TELSTRA THE WHOLESALER: Certainly, that will be $30.36 per month.
OPTUS: Umm, but your good buddy, Telstra Retailer is offering phone line rental to the general public for $26.95. I can't even sell to the public at that price.
TELSTRA THE WHOLESALER: That's why he's MY buddy. Now bugger off or pay.
OPTUS: Or go to the ACCC.
And it did happen in December 2005.
And even if Optus wins the court case, the fact remains that Telstra is one company that does two things.
Although the plan to operationally separate Telstra has been approved by the government, its still one company - which will always carry the risk of "internal collusion". In my opinion, the best way to ensure that Telstra the Wholesaler treats Telstra the Retailer just like every retailer is to fully privatise Telstra the Retailer. As for Telstra the Wholesaler - I'm not sure what we should do about that one. Perhaps we could keep in in the government's hands for now. However, the government doesn't exactly have a good track record with encouraging or producing an environment conducive to rolliing out fibre optic cable or whatever else is better than the good ol' twisted pair copper lines we all know and love.
So I say, split Telstra, flog off the retail part, and keep the wholesale part for now. Maybe then we'll see some decent pricing on phone line rental, which is the major sticking point for consumers trying to get a good deal on ADSL.
Sunday, June 04, 2006
What does "goodness" mean?
Okay, I am not talking about good vs evil goodness, but dietary goodness. I have just looked at a box of muesli bars and written in nice big colourful letters is "with the goodness of grains." It reminds me of reading a box of rice bubbles bars (LCMs I think), and it claimed to have the "goodness" of 1 cup of milk.
What in the world is "goodness"?!?!?! It's certainly not anything to do with water content - otherwise LCMs would be all mushy! As for the goodness of grains, does this mean I can feed it to livestock?
If there's one disturbing trend about the marketing of food, it's the use of the word "goodness" to give the impression that the product is healthy by relating it to a healthy product.
Can the goodness of grains be the carbohydrate energy content? or the fibre? can the goodness of milk be fat? or calcium? or sugar? or lactose? (that's NOT good).
Does Nicorette gum contain the "goodness" of 2 cigarettes?
Okay, I'm off to have my fruit, after all, if I wanted the goodness of a piece of fruit , I'll eat a piece of fruit.
What in the world is "goodness"?!?!?! It's certainly not anything to do with water content - otherwise LCMs would be all mushy! As for the goodness of grains, does this mean I can feed it to livestock?
If there's one disturbing trend about the marketing of food, it's the use of the word "goodness" to give the impression that the product is healthy by relating it to a healthy product.
Can the goodness of grains be the carbohydrate energy content? or the fibre? can the goodness of milk be fat? or calcium? or sugar? or lactose? (that's NOT good).
Does Nicorette gum contain the "goodness" of 2 cigarettes?
Okay, I'm off to have my fruit, after all, if I wanted the goodness of a piece of fruit , I'll eat a piece of fruit.
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
Bad Eggs
Its funny. I come up with great ideas for my next blog article. Of course, I'm never at my computer to write it out immediately. So I often forget. So before I forget, I'd like to remind myself that my next article will hopefully be about the "GAP year".
However, for this article, I'm going for the topic of bad eggs. I have a carton of eggs in the fridge and there's no expiry date on them. So how do I know if they are still good to eat? So far I've got these rough ideas.
1) If you can't remember when you bought them, chuck them out
2) If the shell is soft, chuck them out (or at least in the direction of someone you don't like)
3) Put them in some water. If it sinks, its good. If it floats, then burn it at the stake. Hang on, I think I'm confusing it with something else.
And another thing. You can fit an amazing amount of stuff in Erns' car.
However, for this article, I'm going for the topic of bad eggs. I have a carton of eggs in the fridge and there's no expiry date on them. So how do I know if they are still good to eat? So far I've got these rough ideas.
1) If you can't remember when you bought them, chuck them out
2) If the shell is soft, chuck them out (or at least in the direction of someone you don't like)
3) Put them in some water. If it sinks, its good. If it floats, then burn it at the stake. Hang on, I think I'm confusing it with something else.
And another thing. You can fit an amazing amount of stuff in Erns' car.
Monday, April 17, 2006
Infant Logic released
That's right folks, Richard Beeston's second album is now out. Infant Logic is a bit heavier than his debut album, Regenerate. I am not professing to be some expert muso, on the contrary, I can't even read music, I have only about 70% hearing, and my voice range is less than an octave, making it very difficult to sing along to Jeff Buckley.
Mind you, Richard's got an excellent voice range too. The Infant Logic album has a lot more electric guitar in it, which threw me off a little bit, as I really enjoyed Regenerate because of the good use of acoustic guitar (I love the sound of acoustic guitar). Mind you, just because there's electric guitar doesn't mean I don't like it. I mean, I like Audioslave, so that must mean that electric guitars aren't inherently bad.
In all, I think Infant Logic is a jolly good album. Can't wait to play it more often on the train on the way to work. As an aside, when I bought Regenerate, I listened it all the way through on the train to work, and all the way through again on the train on the way back home. That's right, twice a day, for a couple of months.
By the way, Regenerate, the name of Richard's debut album - is pronounced ree-gen-a-rit, as in the noun, not the verb, that is a person who is regenerated. I must admit, I was calling it by the verb form (ree-gen-a-rate) for quite some time.
Go and buy Infant Logic - I bought 2 of them!!
www.richardbeeston.com
Mind you, Richard's got an excellent voice range too. The Infant Logic album has a lot more electric guitar in it, which threw me off a little bit, as I really enjoyed Regenerate because of the good use of acoustic guitar (I love the sound of acoustic guitar). Mind you, just because there's electric guitar doesn't mean I don't like it. I mean, I like Audioslave, so that must mean that electric guitars aren't inherently bad.
In all, I think Infant Logic is a jolly good album. Can't wait to play it more often on the train on the way to work. As an aside, when I bought Regenerate, I listened it all the way through on the train to work, and all the way through again on the train on the way back home. That's right, twice a day, for a couple of months.
By the way, Regenerate, the name of Richard's debut album - is pronounced ree-gen-a-rit, as in the noun, not the verb, that is a person who is regenerated. I must admit, I was calling it by the verb form (ree-gen-a-rate) for quite some time.
Go and buy Infant Logic - I bought 2 of them!!
www.richardbeeston.com
Saturday, April 01, 2006
Real RSS site
Okay, was a little distracted last time, here's the real site for the RSS feed.
http://nottax.blogspot.com/atom.xml
http://nottax.blogspot.com/atom.xml
Thursday, March 30, 2006
Description of my day
Okay, I told you that I would not describe the events of my day unless the circumstances in fact warranted it. How about I tell you today's circumstances, and you can judge of they warrant publication?
Circumstances:
BJ and I went to the ABC studio in Ultimo tonight to be part of the studio audience for The Chaser's War on Everything. We went with Aileen and Stephen (Aileen organised it), and mum and dad.
I reckon it was great. I know BJ had fun too, she was laughing more than me (and you know how much I laugh). Even more interesting was the fact that mum and dad liked it too. I guess its one of those unusual times when both parents and children find the same thing funny. (I don't think my parents think that The Simpsons is very funny, but I still think its good value).
I think The Chaser rocks - I have the old CNNNN newsbar scrolling on the bottom of my desktop, just above my taskbar. The short gags are well worth the nauseous sensations I experience when the newsbar is scrolling across my peripheral vision. See what I mean by The Chaser:
http://www.chaser.com.au/ ;
http://www.abc.net.au/tv/chaser/war/
http://www.cnnnn.com/ ;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CNNNN ;
I think they are one of the funniest satirical groups to reach our media for a long time. There are many reasons why I like them, one of them is because they are what one might call "ballsy". That is, they do funny stuff that I wouldn't dare do myself, but would love to watch another do it. For example, asking Malcolm Turnbull "Pursuit Trivia" questions during a press conference.
Anyway - off to bed for me!!
Circumstances:
BJ and I went to the ABC studio in Ultimo tonight to be part of the studio audience for The Chaser's War on Everything. We went with Aileen and Stephen (Aileen organised it), and mum and dad.
I reckon it was great. I know BJ had fun too, she was laughing more than me (and you know how much I laugh). Even more interesting was the fact that mum and dad liked it too. I guess its one of those unusual times when both parents and children find the same thing funny. (I don't think my parents think that The Simpsons is very funny, but I still think its good value).
I think The Chaser rocks - I have the old CNNNN newsbar scrolling on the bottom of my desktop, just above my taskbar. The short gags are well worth the nauseous sensations I experience when the newsbar is scrolling across my peripheral vision. See what I mean by The Chaser:
http://www.chaser.com.au/ ;
http://www.abc.net.au/tv/chaser/war/
http://www.cnnnn.com/ ;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CNNNN ;
I think they are one of the funniest satirical groups to reach our media for a long time. There are many reasons why I like them, one of them is because they are what one might call "ballsy". That is, they do funny stuff that I wouldn't dare do myself, but would love to watch another do it. For example, asking Malcolm Turnbull "Pursuit Trivia" questions during a press conference.
Anyway - off to bed for me!!
RSS XML address
Okay, after getting about 300 requests within a period of less than 4 days for the RSS location, here it is: http://sage.mozdev.org/
2. If you don't use Mozilla Firefox like most normal people, then may I suggest downloading Firefox from here: http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/, then follow Instruction 1.
2. If you don't use Mozilla Firefox like most normal people, then may I suggest downloading Firefox from here: http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/, then follow Instruction 1.
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